什麼和什麼

早上匆匆經過主臥室門口時, 老婆的聲音從裡面傳來: "你收到我的email沒有?" 我說: "沒有." 她又問: "怎麼說?" 我有點不耐煩, 大聲起來: "什麼怎麼說? 妳在說什麼和什麼?" 她也大聲起來: "老宋! 不要吵! 我在打電話." ??! 這讓我想起從前看過的一個笑話:

In a men's room at the airport, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room. But I didn't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing just fine!"

And the guy said: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question was that? This was too bizarre! So I said: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point, I was just trying to get out as fast as I could. But another question came: "Can I come over?"

Ok, this was just too weird for me! I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I told him: "No…, I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I heard the guy said nervously: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall keeps answering all my questions!!!"

人老了, 腦袋越來越不靈光. 想到的, 不趕快寫下來就會忘掉, 而且多半一忘就再也想不起來了. 買了不少延緩健忘的健康食品, 前面買過些什麼? 都記不得了, 只記得最近買的是椰子油. 反正不管買過些什麼, 都忘了吃就是了. 唉! 幸好每天都還記得感謝讚美主.