凡事都可行, 但不都有益處. 凡事都可行, 但不都造就人(林前10:23). 無論做什麼, 都要為榮耀神而行 (林前10:31). 這些經文, 是我信主後對自己的提醒和盼望. 没想到嘻笑人生, 20多年過去, 還没結出好果子. 以後請大家換個角度看我: "還好這人已經信主了, 不然更糟."

Thursday, April 4, 2013

什麼和什麼

早上匆匆經過主臥室門口時, 老婆的聲音從裡面傳來: "你收到我的email沒有?" 我說: "沒有." 她又問: "怎麼說?" 我有點不耐煩大聲起來: "什麼怎麼說? 妳在說什麼和什麼?" 她也大聲起來: "老宋不要吵! 我在打電話." ??! 這讓我想起從前看過的一個笑話:

In a men's room at the airport, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room. But I didn't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing just fine!"

And the guy said: 
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question was that? This was too bizarre! So I said: 
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"


At this point, I was just trying to get out as fast as I could. But another question came: "Can I come over?"

Ok, this was just too weird for me! I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I told him:
"No…, I'm a little busy right now!!!"


Then I heard the guy said nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall keeps answering all my questions!!!"

人老了, 腦袋越來越不靈光想到的不趕快寫下來就會忘掉, 而且多半一忘就再也想不起來了. 買了不少延緩健忘的健康食品, 前面買過些什麼都記不得了只記得最近買的是椰子油. 反正不管買過些什麼, 都忘了吃就是了! 幸好每天都還記得感謝讚美主.

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